it’s been a cool nine years but unfortunately my email account has been lost to the ether and with it, my ability to log back into this account, so i’m cutting my losses before i get locked out by circumstances beyond my control. feel free to follow me at typewriterprose.tumblr.com in a few days when I have the URL back if you’re attached to inter-fandom shitposting. love you all, even though i just about never spoke a word to anyone in almost a decade on this website.
“what’d you do today” oh, y'know, just isolated myself from everyone and slept bc existing in general is unbearable
The next world of warcraft expansion: you pay $60 to see Koltira Deathweaver and Thassarian and get married and cuddle on a beach. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. They sip piña coladas and have a goddamn rest for fucking once.
what’s the mood for february?
January, but this time it’s personal.
January 2: Fast and February
I wanna put “this machine produces folk music” on a rifle
infinitely more threatening tbh
imagine: magnus giving an Anime Protagonist Speech and the bad guy is like rolling their eyes bc yeah this seems like something he would do but in reality he’s buying time as merle and taako rob the dude blind and then knock them out from behind before the three of them bolt
My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao
I feel like we need to annotate Homestuck because it was very much a beast of its time and I feel like there’s a lot of in-jokes that get missed by people reading it today. Like the fact that Dave’s “kick it barack” actually took place on Obama’s reelection night, and John arriving 15 pages late with Starbucks, and those Kickstarter fantrolls, and why tricksters are Like That. So many good gags lost to time and a very specific context.
nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives
name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible
deodorant
